For Felix, who is one of my favorite people in the universe, and not only because he gives me marvelous story starters.
“P.S. I love you all” read the typeset note in her hand. Hopefully it would be enough of a clue to find out who she was – and how she died.
“That doesn’t make any sense,” Katie said aloud, and turned it over to see if there was anything written on the back. “And I know who I am, thank you very much.”
The paper was blank, only the faint tracery of the letters “lla uoy evol I .S.P” showing through from the other side.
Katie sighed and sat down on the vast white ground under her, which stretched away forever, or perhaps it became walls which went up and up to a ceiling far over head, but it all looked white to her.
“Why would I bring this with me?” she wondered. “Wouldn’t a knife or a rope or a fire starter be more useful?”
She sat there for quite a while puzzling over this, until she became frustrated, and then bored. For no other reason than it was something to do instead of sitting there, she got up and started walking.
Katie walked and walked through the whiteness, and several times she thought about changing direction, that there was nothing in front of her, but she pushed on. Just as she was about to give in to the desire to turn and head off in a tangent, a black speck appeared in the distance.
Katie shielded her eyes and peered forward, but it remained no more than a black dot. She broke into a jog, and the dot grew, and grew, until she could tell it was a person, and then resolved some more until she came upon a very familiar face, although this one was scowling fiercely.
“Hi,” Katie said, looking down at Katie.
Katie looked up, and her scowl deepened. “What are you doing here?”
“I don’t know,” Katie admitted.
“This is going to get very confusing very quickly if we’re both Katie,” Katie snapped. “I’m Katie. You can be Katherine.”
“That’s a good idea,” Katherine said, and pushed blond hair behind her. “Do you know what this means?”
She held out the note to her counterpart on the floor.
“Why would I know that?” Katie said in a nasty tone. “You’re the one who’s got it.”
Katherine was going to answer, but a sound drew both their gazes.
“Did you hear that?”
“Of course I heard it. I’m not deaf.”
Katie scrambled up and started in the direction of the sound, and Katherine followed. They came upon a third person, who looked like the first.
“We’ll call her Kate, just to keep things simple,” Katie informed them.
“Are you always this bossy?” Katherine wondered.
“Who are you calling bossy, stupid?” Katie said.
Katherine pretended not to hear the insult, and looked at the person with their arms wrapped around their knees, making small frightened sounds as they rocked back and forth, eyes darting about.
“What’s wrong?” Katherine asked, putting a hand on the girl’s – Kate’s – shoulder.
Kate jumped and gave a startled shriek, looking at Katie and Katherine like they might eat her.
“It’s okay,” Katherine said in a soothing voice.
“Yeah, sure it is,” Katie butted in. “She looks real okay.”
Katherine was saved by a loud wail, and the three finally identified the sound they’d heard.
“That’s someone crying,” Katherine said.
“Oh, well done,” Katie clapped. “Where are you going?”
Katerine made her way farther into the whiteness and found a girl crying pitifully on the floor.
“Everyone, meet Kathy,” Katie waved her hand. “Aren’t we a great little group? Just missing the leper.”
The girl they’d dubbed Kathy was crying more now, loudly and messily, snot dripping down her chin.
“What’s the matter?” Katherine asked, and Katie snorted.
“Who cares? What are you going to do about it anyway?”
Kathy’s sobs increased in volume and frequency, and Katherine became alarmed that she might choke and asphyxiate herself. She knelt beside the crying girl and patted her shoulder.
“There, there,” Katherine said awkwardly, but her words only made Kathy cry harder. “It’s going to be okay…no, no, shh, now. Okay. Let’s just go this way and maybe there’s a way out.”
Katherine helped Kathy stand, and found a tissue in her pocket, which the other girl went through in two seconds and kept crying. They walked some more, Katherine mulling over her note, and keeping her eyes peeled for anyone else. She was rewarded a short time later when they happened across another one of themselves, standing there and staring down at her hands with an unblinking gaze, seeing nothing.
Kate wouldn’t look at the new girl and tried to hide behind Kathy, and Katie looked unimpressed. “Now you can ask what’s wrong, because there’s something definitely wrong with her. Her name is Mary, by the way.”
“Hi there,” Katherine said, ignoring Katie, and feeling a strange completeness now. “Do you know what this place is?”
“This is Never and Nowhere,” the fifth mumbled, her gaze not moving from her hands.
“How do we get out?” Katherine asked, pleased with the progress.
“You can’t,” the fifth said. “It’s no use. You’re trapped here forever.”
“This is ridiculous,” Katie grumbled. “I can’t take this anymore.”
Kathy started hiccuping along with her now silent sobs, eyes red and puffy.
This can’t be the way out. There’s no way the five of us are getting out of here like this, Katherine thought. It’s too complicated. It has to be simple. Katherine looked down at the note – P.S. I love you all – and then up at the group of people clustered here. Simple enough to write in in five words.
“P.S. I love you all.”
“What?” Katie snapped, as tears started pouring down Kathy’s face. Mary just stood there as if she hadn’t heard.
“I love you all,” Katherine repeated and knew how to get out of this Never and Nowhere. “I love you all.”
“No you don’t,” Mary mustered the energy to say. “Love isn’t real.”
“I love you all.”
“You’re lying!” Katie shouted, her face going red as a vein pulsed in her temple.
“I love you all,” Katherine said simply and knew it was true.
The white began to crumble around her with great crashes and shakes.
“Now look what you’ve done,” Kate said, her eyes darting about. “What’s going to happen to us?”
“I love you all,” Katherine said to herself and let the note fall from her grip.
Somewhere else, in a place that was Sometime, a real place with color and motion and good things, Katie opened her eyes.